Monday, April 04, 2005

To Brighten Your Day

I stole this one from dooce.com's comment section, but it's so funny I don't care:

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, “Do you have any fish?”
The barman looks at him and answers, "No, it's a bar. We only serve chips and beer."
The penguin walks out.
The next day the penguin walks in and asks, “Do you have any fish?”
The barman looks at him and says, “I told you yesterday we only serve chips and beer.”
The penguin walks out only to return the next day to ask, “Do you have any fish?”
The barman, now angry, tells the penguin, “Look, I told you the other day, NO, we don't serve fish. We only serve beer and chips, and if you ask again I will nail your flippers to the floor!”
The penguin walks out.
The next day the penguin returns and asks the barman, “Do you have any nails?”
The barman looks at the penguin and replies, “No.”
The penguin looks hopeful, and asks, “Okay, then…do you have any fish???”

Have a good Monday.
Love ya,
Ness

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