Saturday, May 21, 2005

Why I Love My Friends


She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


"Cash, check or charge?" the sales clerk asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman retrieved her wallet, the sales clerk noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote in your purse?" she asked. "No," the woman replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I thought this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

Thanks, Nicole!


irene said...


your niece said...

what Irene said!!

Burfica said...

hahahahahhahahaa I hide my husbands taekwondo gi. LOL Well not the whole thing, but I hide the pants that fit, so he has to wear the small small one's and if he does the big kicks he will rip them out. aaaaa hahahahahahhaaa

Vanessa said...

burf, you are one evil woman. Keep up the good work!