Thursday, May 05, 2005

Because Emily Doesn't Think I Blog Enough

I read a lot of blogs and one of my favorites is Elaine's:

So, I copied these from her blog. They’re talking about my favorite subject, next to Emily and Reece:

What do you call a cross between a Dachshund and a Terrier?
A Toxin.

What do you call a cross between a Terrier and a Poodle?
A Toodle.
A Perrier.

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow
Chow Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + sh*tzu
Oh, never mind


your niece said...

Ha Ha!! That's pretty funny!!! I bet I can guess what that next mix breed was. I bet that dog wasn't very friendly!!!

Vanessa said...

I bet you're right, Emily!

Elaine said...

Wow. I'm a favorite? Crazy, that.

Thanks for linking to me!