Sunday, October 09, 2005

Ten Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

1. YOU ANSWER THE DOOR BEFORE PEOPLE KNOCK.

2. JUAN VALDEZ NAMED HIS DONKEY AFTER YOU.

3. YOU SKI UPHILL.

4. THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE STANDING STILL IS DURING AN EARTHQUAKE

5. YOUR EYES STAY OPEN WHEN YOU SNEEZE.

6. YOUR T-SHIRT SAYS "DECAF IS THE DEVIL'S BLEND."

7. YOU DON'T SWEAT, YOU PERCOLATE.

8. INSTANT COFFEE TAKES TOO LONG.

9. YOU GO TO SLEEP JUST TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.

10. CHARLES MANSON THINKS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know you've had waaay too much coffee this morning because you said you're going to clean your house!!!!!
L

Suburban Turmoil said...

I've gotta show this to my husband. He drinks more coffee than anyone I've ever known.

quycksilver said...

i don't seat, but I don't percolate either.
I prefer to glisten.
:)