Things to do at Wal-Mart while waiting to get prescriptions filled:
. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at five-minute intervals.
. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-a-way.
. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait a while and then yell loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here".
Thanks again, Candee, for making me laugh!