Friday, August 05, 2005

Really Stupid, But I Laughed Out Loud

Things to do at Wal-Mart while waiting to get prescriptions filled:

. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at five-minute intervals.

. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-a-way.

. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait a while and then yell loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here".

Thanks again, Candee, for making me laugh!

1 comment:

pixelgirl said...

That's hysterical. I once read something similar, 'Things to do in an elevator' that had me in tears because I rode an elevator to the 33rd floor every morning.

My favorite is "When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves." Not that I've ever done that. Nope. Not me.