Thursday, September 29, 2005

Wouldn't You Know

I started a mega-diet on Tuesday. Usually I begin diets on Monday, but I didn't have the proper tasteless, moistureless, calorie-less foods in my pantry, so I had to go to the grocery store Monday night and therefore I began said mega-diet on Tuesday. So, yesterday, day two of the mega-diet, as I was driving home after work, the Pizza Inn restaurant I pass on my route had a tent set up in its parking lot with a huge sign on the front that said: "FREE PIZZA" - I swear it. It was also there today.

I want to hurt them.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's a test. Only you can see the sign. Don't give in, be strong my little grasshopper, be strong. You can do it!!!