What the...not another one!

Cupcake Nancy tagged me, so here's my list. I did steal a couple from her but they were exactly what I would have said anyway!


Seven things I plan to do before I die:
1. Learn to speak French fluently
2. Write a novel
3. Go to Japan
4. Take Emily and Reece to Europe
5. See the Pyramids
6. Have a career I enjoy
7. Be content

Seven things I can do:
1. Take care of myself
2. Take care of a baby
3. Be alone and enjoy it
4. Tell someone off
5. Critique a novel
6. Curse like a sailor
7. Procrastinate with the best of them

Seven things I cannot do:
1. Give up sweets
2. Keep my mouth shut
3. Break my bad habits
4. Tolerate Idiots
5. Be content with life
6. Maintain long-term friendships
7. See the fine print any more

Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. A man alone in a public place reading a book
2. A foreign accent
3. A man who is handy
4. Nice arms
5. Nice cologne, not overpowering
6. A man who smiles
7. A sense of humor

Seven things I say most often:
1. “Emily....”
2. “He’s so cute I could eat him up.” (Referring to Reece.)
3. "I know.”
4. "!@#$%^&^%$#@!!!!!."
5. "Diet Coke, please."
6. "I have the sweetest dogs in the world."
7. "Give me a break."

Seven celebrity crushes:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Johnny Depp
3. That French Guy in “Unfaithful” grrrrrrrr
4. David Caruso
5. Robert DeNiro
6. Hugh Grant
7. Liam Neeson
8. Collin Firth (sorry, but I needed EIGHT)