A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway,
runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
"John, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack,
beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."
Thanks, Candee!
2 comments:
That is a SCREAM. You made my day.
By the way, Ness, today is Dooley's first birthday!!! He is officially a doggie, not a puppy anymore [ :( ]and 7 years old in doggie world. As a little treat, today I gave him 4 doggie treats!! YUM!! Will you please post a pic of him on the site? Thanks!! I love you!!!
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