My friend, Angela, was backing out of her driveway, in her car, one morning this week and this young girl ran a stop sign and plowed into the back of Angela's car.  When the cop came to the site, he gave Angela a ticket for hazardous driving.  Does anyone get that one?  So, here's a little joke for you, Ange, to make you feel better.  Sorry your car is wrecked, but I'm glad you're okay.
Speeding Ticket 
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" 
1 comment:
i wonder if that would have worked for me?
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