My friend, Angela, was backing out of her driveway, in her car, one morning this week and this young girl ran a stop sign and plowed into the back of Angela's car. When the cop came to the site, he gave Angela a ticket for hazardous driving. Does anyone get that one? So, here's a little joke for you, Ange, to make you feel better. Sorry your car is wrecked, but I'm glad you're okay.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"