Thursday, June 16, 2005

Because I Don't Have Time To Blog Tonight

I'm going to watch Emily play softball for the third night this week. The season's almost over and I'm going to miss it! It's the only sport I love. I do enjoy baseball and basketball, but not as much as softball. Of course, Reece begins his baseball season next month, and I'll love that because he's playing.

Anyway, here are some funnies Candee sent me:

ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES. Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK. $300. Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES. California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY. Must sell washer and dryer: $300.

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married
last month. Wife knows everything.

(And the best one...)

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie

1 comment:

irene said...

HAHAHAHA that is soooo funny!
good luck to Emily at the game, you're such a wonderful Aunt Vanessa!