This Day Really Blows

You know how you feel when you've got one of those chest colds that make you cough so hard you think you might just have cracked a rib? And you know how calm you finally feel when the cough has subsided, even for fifteen minutes, and you can feel your brain settling back into place after being rattled for an hour? And, you know how you're not supposed to laugh when you have that cough just waiting to errupt and choke you to death? If so, and you share this affliction with me right now, then DO NOT read THIS post by Amanda, 'cause it's too funny for a sick person right now.