Monday, December 12, 2005

Burn, Baby, Burn

As long as I have this family I don’t even have to TRY to come up with something to post on my blog.

Remember Cousin Candee and Penis Boy? The one who likes to stack DVDs on his teeny weeny? Well, Candee has two other children in addition to that one. Her daughter, Halen, pulled a good one last night. Halen was in her room and for some reason her bedside lamp didn’t have the shade on it. She thought that was too bright, so she threw a t-shirt onto the bulb. Of course, it caught her t-shirt on fire! She’s nine, or ten?, can’t keep up with the ages, so she didn’t know what was going to happen. When she realized her shirt was on fire she was too stunned to scream, so she grabbed the burning t-shirt and took it into the living room and threw it at her mama, Candee. It landed on Candee’s foot and caught her sock on fire! Candee then jerked her foot up and the t-shirt, still on fire, went flying across the room and landed on a chair and caught it on fire. Are you believing this?? Halen is Auntie Linda’s granddaughter, and Auntie’s store burned last week. Is this branch of the family a little fire jinxed right now? I’d say yes.

8 comments:

Suburban Turmoil said...

That's a great story! I'm sure it'll be told in your family for years to come. Hope everyone's okay now.

Thanks for the Christmas card! I love your little doggie! :)

Crazy MomCat said...

That's freaky and really makes you wonder! I have to admit, there was one time in my life where I seriously thought I was destined to die in a fire, I had so many burn/flame accidents. Glad that's past me now!

irene said...

OMG.

Nicole said...

put away the matches. NOW. that is too much fire for one family.

Y'all are H-O-T!

candee said...

my toe really hurts...

DebbieDoesLife said...

Next time the boys are bored I will recommend DVD stacking. What a visual!

Library Lady said...

I'd omit candles on THEIR Christmas tree. And maybe even electric lights........

Amanda Sue said...

that is crazy. CRAZY.

firey teeshirt does not make a good kickball!