Monday, January 08, 2007

How To Enjoy Christmas Break

It’s been too long, way too long, I know! Lately, every time I planned to sit down and write, something would come up and I’d get distracted and I think that’s a good excuse for not posting anything sooner, right? Let me give you any even better excuse: the “Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency” TV show on the Oxygen channel and its marathon running yesterday afternoon!!! I swear, I spent at least four hours yesterday watching that crap and could not take my eyes away from the television. Why didn’t someone tell me about this show sooner? I hate anything remotely close to being reality TV, but this is different. It’s unreality TV and it’s hilarious. Janice Dickinson is an absolute loon and her “models” are a bunch of anorexic, spoiled brats who are always late to their shoots and I promise you, it’s a laugh a minute. So, try to watch it if you get the opportunity.

In other news, well, let me think.

Auntie Linda came up and spent New Year’s Eve with me and stayed for a few days and we had a great time and I now know that eating cheese dip and pecan pie and drinking magaritas will make your pants fit very, very snug. Who knew?

I’m definitely making the most of my time off from school, huh? I still have the rest of this week and next Monday off (not from work, but from school, so it’s still a holiday) and I’m planning to go to Arkansas on Saturday and return home next Monday. Classes begin next Tuesday and it’ll be busy as hell from then until May. I’m getting nothing accomplished and I’m thoroughly enjoying it.

Now, I need to get back to reading and watching reruns of bad TV. I’ll be back later this week!!


Miz S said...

My pants are a little snug, too. Thank God for clothes, man. I'd hate to have to walk around stark naked with this new layer of chub around my belly.

Irene said...

the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency??? oooh, I wonder if it'll make it to France...