I wonder if figure skating is on TV today.
Does Abby need food? Okay, she’s sleeping soundly right now, but I still should get up and check her bowl. And while I’m up, I could pour myself a diet coke. Or some coffee.
You know what would really be good? Some green tea. But, all my mugs are in the dishwasher. I could wash one by hand, but I’m too busy writing this paper to take the time to wash a stinking mug right now. Geez!
Who wrote the first dictionary?
How did language begin?
I should have become a linguist.
I really hate it when someone says “gonna.” It’s not a word, but, I hear it all the time.
And “probably” has THREE syllables.
Why am I such a bitch?
I can write a paper and watch TV at the same time, sure!
No, I can’t.
I really need to take a break and iron my pants. I hate ironing.
I need some new pants.
I wonder when my library books are due. I need to check online and see.
I need some Advil.
I’d better make a list of everything I need to do over the next month.
I need to find a new dentist.
I’m tired of new. I didn’t realize how much, or how comfortable, familiarity is. I have been out of my comfort zone for so long, I’ve forgotten what it’s like.
I need a cookie.
And another one.
I should eat more fruit.
I’m going to start going to the gym after the New Year.
I say that every year.