Wednesday, November 30, 2005

And Yet Another Use For It


Oh, boy, this is a good one.

This morning my cousin, Candee, called me to tell me something her three-year-old, Rike, did last night. She was sitting on the floor in her family room, folding laundry and watching TV. Rike walked in and said, “Mommy, I hold the movies.” Without looking at him she said, “That’s good, Sweetie.” Rike then said, much louder, “Mommy! I hold the movies!” Again, Candee said without looking at him, “Okay, Sweetheart, that’s great!” A third time, Rike says, only this time he screams, “Mooooomeeeeee!!!! I HOLD THE MOVIES!!!!!!!”

Candee finally looked at him, and he was holding four DVDs. What’s so great about this? Guess what part of his anatomy was holding them? Yup, he’d strung four DVDs onto his little weenie.

Boys.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm his MIMI & I have not heard this one. He was such an angel when I picked him up from school today. I'm sure this made his father proud.

irene said...

OH. MY. GOD.

Nicole said...

I really think that God gave the wrong sex access to external genitalia.

Boys, indeed.

Angela in Europe said...

Good lord, they start sooo young figuring out what that thing is for.....

Amanda Sue said...

i. can't. wait.

lol...