And Yet Another Use For It

Oh, boy, this is a good one.

This morning my cousin, Candee, called me to tell me something her three-year-old, Rike, did last night. She was sitting on the floor in her family room, folding laundry and watching TV. Rike walked in and said, “Mommy, I hold the movies.” Without looking at him she said, “That’s good, Sweetie.” Rike then said, much louder, “Mommy! I hold the movies!” Again, Candee said without looking at him, “Okay, Sweetheart, that’s great!” A third time, Rike says, only this time he screams, “Mooooomeeeeee!!!! I HOLD THE MOVIES!!!!!!!”

Candee finally looked at him, and he was holding four DVDs. What’s so great about this? Guess what part of his anatomy was holding them? Yup, he’d strung four DVDs onto his little weenie.

Boys.